Do You Have A Lifetime Employment Contract?

The mindset of the average employee is truly a case study in blind faith. In fact, if I google the words "blind faith" I fully expect to see YOUR picture at the top of the search page! Maybe you really do believe in the "Job Fairy" and the "Make A Wish Foundation". Maybe you do believe that lifetime employment with one company is a badge of honor. Or maybe you believe that it is your duty to stay with a company long after the relationship is over. Whatever the case, there is a name for you and your ilk - Professional Gamblers.

 

Forget having a lifetime employment contract - do you even have any type of signed contract stating the length of your employment and the conditions upon which you can be terminated? Does that contract have a buyout clause should you be terminated prematurely? If not, then I'm really concerned about you and would like to refer you to the nearest psychiatric ward! Because clearly you are living in a make-believe world of stable employment, trustworthy companies, and little green men flying around in spaceships.

But hey, what do I know. I'm just another blogger in cyberspace spreading the career management gospel. Who am I to try to unplug your mind from the Matrix feeding pod? Perhaps your mind is not ready for the real world. Perhaps you are fine with having a single source of income. Perhaps you are fine with having blind faith in your employer. Perhaps you were raised during a time when companies served as surrogate parents and were always there for you on your birthday and Christmas. You have every right to be a loyal subject unto your King Employer. And maybe, just maybe, the Employer will fulfill its unspoken (and unwritten!) promise to grant you lifetime employment. Imagine, such a gracious employer to allow you to stay among their ranks until YOU decide to call it a career. I tell you, they just don't make them like that anymore. Seriously, they don't!

Don't you find it odd that you mitigate risks in all other parts of your life except your employment? I mean, you have car insurance. You have medical insurance. You have home insurance. You have memory sticks to back up your work files. You have servers to back up your desktop files. You even carry two credit cards in  your wallet! Would you put your money in a bank that had no deposit insurance? Probably not. How secure would you feel on an airplane with only one pilot? The higher the stakes, the greater the precautions people take to mitigate risks. For some reason, that line of reasoning doesn't translate to the average employee. But I guess you, with your ONE employer and lifetime employment contract, know something the rest of the world doesn't. Maybe we should all just ride around on unicycles.